Obviously, as New York Magazine points out, Jack Lew’s incredible doodle signature is the best reason to confirm him as Treasury secretary.
Amazing.
If only he had an “i” in his name that could be dotted with a heart.
You know whats a lot easier to do since losing 32 lbs.
PAINT MY FUCKING TOES.
is that thin privilege.
IS THIN PRIVILEGE TOUCHING YOUR FEET
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“I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’”
- Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for her four daughters and granddaughter, to TMZ
Honey Boo Boo (real name: Alana Thompson), 7, makes about $15,000 to $20,000 per episode. That money, mom said, is placed in the girls’ trust accounts by TLC and she simply receives a statement informing her of the amount.
The family bills, she added, get paid by her husband Sugarbear’s job as a contractor. Their biggest splurge since their TV success thus far has been a 2005 Ford Expedition SUV.
“You’re never gonna see me drive a Range Rover or a Mercedes,” she said. “I’ll drive one if someone else pays for it. Never gonna live above my means.”das cool
I like her
Remember when Adam Levine called this family the decline of western civilization
Remember when fuck Adam Levine
awesome. i respect that.
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A New Perspective of the Day: Trombone Silliness
David Finlayson hooked up a GoPro camera to his trombone and this is what happened.
interesting posture. i need to pick up my horn :(
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Before they were in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Amazing post is amazing.
oh, elliot
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an0thersociallyawkwardteenager:
this isnt the 1940s wtf
In AMERICA we say Soda.
‘Murica
I AM AMERICAN YOU IDIOTS WE SAY POP IN IOWA STOP IT NOW
Go back to Canada Iowa
THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I’m from PA and I say pop
We say Soda here in Missourah.
hey want a coke? what kind?
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