Kate Spade nail polish? Say whaaaaaaaat? I hate that I don’t live in the US, so it’s pretty impossible to get my hands on this >:(
oh man, kate spade ANYTHING PLZ. this has to be so expensive, though :(
Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.There is no “U” in Freedom.
Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America
Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit
and this is jelly
and these are called crisps
Get it right
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s
step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.
Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?
::dead:: Oop, sorry. “Deaud”
omfg
FUCK YOU, CANAUDA
(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via bluewut)
Inkblot of the Day #88
Instructions: Tell me what you see.
-Enjoy
Raccoon face.
A cheetah.
Two women helping eachother grind something.
Tacos.
Splotches
POVERTY handwashing.
All of this nail polish, and I still don’t have the right green.
did-you-kno:
Source
I hate silly headlines like this. What makes it amazing, other than the fact that it’s purple? Write that in the blurb or leave out “amazing”. A blue lobster has been scientifically proven to be WAAAYYYYY cooler than a purple crab
(Source: did-you-kno, via did-you-kno)
““Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?””—
Ann Romney, wife of likely Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, on equal pay for women. What is this. I can’t even. More. (via gaywrites)
“all this wanting to be equal nonsense”
wow okay any respect i had for ann romney just went out the door
(via theodoreroosevelt)
wat
(via buttbucket)
#here it is #the one thing i was frightened of happening #the regression of women’s rights #it started with the birth control/abortion issue #and now it’s snowballing to women losing out on equal treatment in the workplace #i know it’s one person #but that one person is the wife of a political candidate #you do the math #ann romney
(via someotherchick)
YOU GUYS. FREE WOOD POST IS A FAKE NEWS ORGANIZATION. ANN ROMNEY IS STUPID, BUT SHE’S NOT THIS STUPID.
(via practicallypeterpan)
reblogging as text, not insinuating that audrie believed this
>yfw this is quote is completely made up
>yfw people are so ready to take up arms that they parrot whatever they consume without even bothering to even CLICK A LINK TO GET TO THE ACTUAL ARTICLE WHERE MAYBE THEY WOULD HAVE EVEN BEEN MORE ENRAGED
good god i hope that the majority of the notes on this post are along the lines of “GAIZ HEY LOOK THIS ISN’T REAL”
Fantasy Series 2: “The Professor”
I sat in class, panties wet just from his voice. He could make anything interesting. He was describing how inflation occurs after the Fed injects money into the economy. My notebook was blank, but my mind wasn’t. I imagined him out of his blazer, face buried in my pussy. Econ was my favorite class.
This is one of my new favorite pieces of erotica.
Mmmmm, quantitative easing… economic BDSM.
(via withmyheartwideopen)
