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January 2013

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Jan 9, 20131,387 notes
#money #news #economy #treasury #fed #jack lew
You know whats a lot easier to do since losing 32 lbs.

change-is-almost-always-good:

PAINT MY FUCKING TOES.

is that thin privilege.

IS THIN PRIVILEGE TOUCHING YOUR FEET

Jan 9, 201315 notes
#thin privilege #weight loss #fuck yes
Jan 8, 20135,220 notes
Jan 8, 20131,648 notes
#Alfred Wertheimer #elvis
Jan 8, 20131 note
Jan 8, 201393,094 notes
#seriously fuck adam levine #i hate you i've always hated yoooouuuuuuuu #cool #:)
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Jan 7, 2013835 notes
#stupid #funny #cute #jesus
Jan 7, 20132,239 notes

stateofmisery:

infestedflannel:

jasongracist:

daleksdonthavepeoplearms:

jasongracist:

an0thersociallyawkwardteenager:

daleksdonthavepeoplearms:

pussyjackson:

jasongracist:

pizzerpie:

jasongracist:

people actually say soda????????

what else would they say?

YOU SAY POP 

this isnt the 1940s wtf

In AMERICA we say Soda.

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‘Murica

I AM AMERICAN YOU IDIOTS WE SAY POP IN IOWA STOP IT NOW

Go back to Canada Iowa

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THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

I’m from PA and I say pop

We say Soda here in Missourah.

hey want a coke? what kind?

Jan 7, 201337,523 notes
Jan 4, 2013114,422 notes
Jan 3, 20132,723 notes
#dubya #bush #obama #fuck #cursing #congress #politics
Jan 3, 201345,441 notes
thoughts about parseltongue

1. “acai”. say it correctly and slowly and in a whisper. congrats, you are now a parselmouth

2. what if a parselmouth had a lisp? that’s not very intimidating. cutest snake-talker ever

Jan 3, 2013

December 2012

33 posts

Dec 31, 2012885 notes
#∆ #guns #gun control #2nd Amendment #libertarian #politics
Dec 27, 2012304 notes
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Dec 27, 2012348 notes
#kennedy center honors #led zeppelin #heart #ann wilson #nancy wilson #stairway to heaven #es
Dec 20, 2012357 notes
#cool #homemade #submission

bluewut:

fishnethousepet:

I made a new blog. It’s not me naked or anything. It’s celebrities I’ve photoshopped Steve Buscemi’s eyes onto.

I can’t stop laughing.

http://buscem-eyes.tumblr.com/

omfg

ROFFFFFFFFFFFL

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

Dec 19, 201215 notes
laughing whores.: destresseddamsel reblogged your photo: cellulitelova:... → laughingwhores.tumblr.com

destresseddamsel:

laughingwhores:

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destresseddamsel reblogged your photo: cellulitelova: destresseddamsel: be fit but…

^^ I’m type confused. Girl. Being thin is for the birds. Skinny bitches are paying for the curves that most of us have…

because you’re still insinuating that thin girls have imperfect…

I just seeing this.

I’m not praising any specific body type, at all. I’m far from “thin” myself. Every woman is beautiful, all types. Weights doesn’t define who you are. FYI I wore my corset for four solid months bc I wanted faster results not bc I was scared to lose my shape which would of never happened I was born with the natural curve.

you weren’t “praising any specific body type”, but you were definitely putting down thin girls and less curvy girls, which is pointless and rude.

>Every woman is beautiful, all types. Weights doesn’t define who you are.

i agree with this statement, but your previous comments outweigh (pardon the pun) this one. “being thin is for the birds”. “stay thick”. implying that incredibly curvy bodies are superior to bodies that aren’t as curvy.

because here’s the thing— being fat doesn’t automatically mean that you’ve got more curves than smaller bodies. all bodies are different. congrats on being proud of yours—i wish everyone were so confident—but that doesn’t give you a right to knock other body types.

Dec 19, 201210 notes

dathremar:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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DEAD

i still maintain that i’d be down with a foot fetish, as long as there were foot rubs involved.

Dec 19, 2012174,432 notes
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