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moneyisnotimportant: usatoday: jacobsoboroff: Obviously, as...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 11:30:41 -0600

usatoday:

jacobsoboroff:

Obviously, as New York Magazine points out, Jack Lew’s incredible doodle signature is the best reason to confirm him as Treasury secretary.

Image via NY Mag.

Amazing.

If only he had an “i” in his name that could be dotted with a heart.

You know whats a lot easier to do since losing 32 lbs.

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 09:33:18 -0600

change-is-almost-always-good:

PAINT MY FUCKING TOES.

is that thin privilege.

IS THIN PRIVILEGE TOUCHING YOUR FEET

ಠ__ಠ

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:49:05 -0600

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nevver: Elvis at 21

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:36:13 -0600

nevver:

Elvis at 21

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Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:21:57 -0600

confusedtree: lordscrubbington: diaxiann: peoplemag: “I want...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 06:15:22 -0600

confusedtree:

lordscrubbington:

diaxiann:

peoplemag:

“I want my kids to look back and say, ‘Mama played it smart. Not like those other reality TV people.’”

- Honey Boo Boo’s June “Mama” Shannon, who put most of the show’s earnings in a trust fund for her four daughters and granddaughter, to TMZ

Honey Boo Boo (real name: Alana Thompson), 7, makes about $15,000 to $20,000 per episode. That money, mom said, is placed in the girls’ trust accounts by TLC and she simply receives a statement informing her of the amount.

The family bills, she added, get paid by her husband Sugarbear’s job as a contractor. Their biggest splurge since their TV success thus far has been a 2005 Ford Expedition SUV.

“You’re never gonna see me drive a Range Rover or a Mercedes,” she said. “I’ll drive one if someone else pays for it. Never gonna live above my means.”

das cool

I like her

Remember when Adam Levine called this family the decline of western civilization

Remember when fuck Adam Levine

awesome. i respect that.

thedailywhat: A New Perspective of the Day: Trombone...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:28:13 -0600

thedailywhat:

A New Perspective of the Day: Trombone Silliness

David Finlayson hooked up a GoPro camera to his trombone and this is what happened.

interesting posture. i need to pick up my horn :(

withmyheartwideopen: Before they were in Law and Order:...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:04:41 -0600

withmyheartwideopen:

Before they were in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Amazing post is amazing.

oh, elliot

stateofmisery: infestedflannel: jasongracist: daleksdonthavepeoplearms: jasongracist: an0thers...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 09:49:38 -0600

stateofmisery:

infestedflannel:

jasongracist:

daleksdonthavepeoplearms:

jasongracist:

an0thersociallyawkwardteenager:

daleksdonthavepeoplearms:

pussyjackson:

jasongracist:

pizzerpie:

jasongracist:

people actually say soda????????

what else would they say?

YOU SAY POP

this isnt the 1940s wtf

In AMERICA we say Soda.

‘Murica

I AM AMERICAN YOU IDIOTS WE SAY POP IN IOWA STOP IT NOW

Go back to Canada Iowa

THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

I’m from PA and I say pop

We say Soda here in Missourah.

hey want a coke? what kind?

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Fri, 04 Jan 2013 06:36:35 -0600

thecheekylibertarian: vpbiden: The Greatest F-Bombs of...

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:02:27 -0600

thecheekylibertarian:

vpbiden:

The Greatest F-Bombs of American Politics (pictured: Vice President Nelson Rockefeller gives protestors at a 1976 rally the middle finger)

“Go fuck yourself” - Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada), in the White House lobby before a meeting with President Obama and congressional party leaders on the fiscal cliff. The story leaked after Boehner bragged about the incident to House Republicans

“Fuck yourself” - Vice President Dick Cheney to Senator Patrick Leahy (D-Vermont), after Leahy publicly questioned Cheney’s ties to the Halliburton oil company

“Fuck you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room” - Senator John McCain (R-Arizona) to Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas) during closed-door negotiations on immigration reform in 2007.

“This is a big fucking deal” - Vice President Joe Biden, whispering in President Barack Obama’s ear after introducing him before a speech on healthcare reform

“I don’t give a fucking damn!” - then- Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson, after he told an aide to get off the plane in the midst of an argument, and the aide pointed out that they were over the ocean

“Y’all talkin’ about Iraq? Fuck Saddam, we’re taking him out” -President George W. Bush, walking into a meeting with his national security advisors

“This is a fucking coup d’état!” -President Bill Clinton to Vice President Al Gore after the Monica Lewinsky story first broke

“This is important. Don’t fuck it up” -Rahm Emanuel, senior advisor to President Clinton, to British Prime Minister Tony Blair before an appearance with Clinton during the Lewinsky Scandal

“I’m fucking good enough. I’m fucking smart enough, and goddamn it, people fear me” -Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, pumping himself up in front of the mirror before a speech

“I don’t need Bush’s tax cut. I’ve never worked a fucking day in my life” -Congressman Patrick Kennedy (D-Rhode Island) making a self-deprecating joke during a democratic fundraiser

“Did I expect George Bush to fuck it up as badly as he did? I don’t think anybody did” -Senator John Kerry (D-Massachusetts), explaining his Iraq War vote to Rolling Stone magazine in December 2003

“John is substantively more sure-footed than he is politically adept. My plea to John is: ‘John, I don’t want to hear you explain another fucking thing. Be declarative.’ And he’ll say to me, ‘Well, I’ll say it and explain it.’ I say, ‘Don’t explain it! Say it! Question and answer, period.” -then Senator Joe Biden (D-Delaware), on longtime friend John Kerry in 2004

“This is a fucking valuable thing…I’ve got this thing and its fucking golden, and I’m just not giving it up for fucking nothing” -Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, during a wiretapped phone call in which he tried to sell Barack Obama’s former Senate seat

“Well, this is obviously a fuck up” -President John F. Kennedy, after reading an outrageous article in the Washington Post

“Fuck your parliament and your constitution. America is an elephant. Cyprus is a flea. Greece is a flea. If these two fellows continue itching the elephant they may just get whacked by the elephant’s trunk, whacked good” -President Lyndon B. Johnson, to Greek ambassador Alexandros Matsos after he objected to the U.S. plans for Cyprus

“Fuck you!” -Chicago Mayor Richard Daley to Senator Abraham Ribicoff (D-Connecticut) after a speech at the 1968 Democratic National Convention

“Listen, I’m a fucking steamroller, and I’ll roll over you and anybody else” -New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, to Assembly Minority Leader James Tedisco

lost it at bush’s quote. my husband will never be able to get me to stop saying, “man, fuck saddam, heh heh”

premiumgifs: [video]

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 16:10:56 -0600

premiumgifs:

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thoughts about parseltongue

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 12:16:16 -0600

1. “acai”. say it correctly and slowly and in a whisper. congrats, you are now a parselmouth

2. what if a parselmouth had a lisp? that’s not very intimidating. cutest snake-talker ever

laliberty: The part that makes the difference is made of flesh...

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 12:48:22 -0600

laliberty:

The part that makes the difference is made of flesh and blood, not plastic and metal.

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*(Note: I do not mean “superficial” as “cosmetic” - though in many cases, gun control advocates simply agitate against firearms that are scarier-looking, because their appearance resembles military weapons - I mean “superficial” in that those differences ultimately have no affect on the mechanical operation of the gun: they both fire the same projectile at the same speed and the same rate of fire.)

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Thu, 27 Dec 2012 09:41:45 -0600

shortformblog: mandigray: kateoplis: Heart: Stairway to...

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 09:13:07 -0600

shortformblog:

mandigray:

kateoplis:

Heart: Stairway to Heaven

And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all is one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

I was just scouring the interwebs for this, should have known I’d find it right there on my tumblr dash.

This was incredible.

I had a moment, right when they announced Heart, where I knew that if my dad were alive, we would be watching this together. And he would be loving every second. He would comment on Ann’s voice, and tell me again some story about being high and listening to Zepplin. I would reminisce to him about how he used to play Stairway to Heaven on the guitar when I was little, and I would read the words along out of the song book. We would laugh about how I was a three year old who knew every word of the seven minute song.

Watching tonight, I had an overwhelming and unbearable urge to pick up the phone and call him…to tell him what I was watching. To say to him “you would love it.”

Instead I just sat and listened, eyes closed, tears streaming down my face.

This is a stunner. It’s like you just listened to the song for the first time. Which is all the more impressive because you’ve heard it a million times.

ilovecharts: Quadrilateral Venn Diagram

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 09:51:42 -0600

ilovecharts:

Quadrilateral Venn Diagram

bluewut: fishnethousepet: I made a new blog. It’s not me naked or anything. It’s celebrities I’ve...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 20:10:32 -0600

bluewut:

fishnethousepet:

I made a new blog. It’s not me naked or anything. It’s celebrities I’ve photoshopped Steve Buscemi’s eyes onto.

I can’t stop laughing.

http://buscem-eyes.tumblr.com/

omfg

ROFFFFFFFFFFFL

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

laughing whores.: destresseddamsel reblogged your photo: cellulitelova:...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 12:07:55 -0600

laughing whores.: destresseddamsel reblogged your photo: cellulitelova:...:

destresseddamsel:

laughingwhores:

destresseddamsel reblogged your photo: cellulitelova: destresseddamsel: be fit but…

^^ I’m type confused. Girl. Being thin is for the birds. Skinny bitches are paying for the curves that most of us have…

because you’re still insinuating that thin girls have imperfect…

I just seeing this.

I’m not praising any specific body type, at all. I’m far from “thin” myself. Every woman is beautiful, all types. Weights doesn’t define who you are. FYI I wore my corset for four solid months bc I wanted faster results not bc I was scared to lose my shape which would of never happened I was born with the natural curve.

you weren’t “praising any specific body type”, but you were definitely putting down thin girls and less curvy girls, which is pointless and rude.

>Every woman is beautiful, all types. Weights doesn’t define who you are.

i agree with this statement, but your previous comments outweigh (pardon the pun) this one. “being thin is for the birds”. “stay thick”. implying that incredibly curvy bodies are superior to bodies that aren’t as curvy.

because here’s the thing— being fat doesn’t automatically mean that you’ve got more curves than smaller bodies. all bodies are different. congrats on being proud of yours—i wish everyone were so confident—but that doesn’t give you a right to knock other body types.

dathremar: whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 09:31:01 -0600

dathremar:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

DEAD

i still maintain that i’d be down with a foot fetish, as long as there were foot rubs involved.